Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Joke time

A Chinese man goes to a Jewish man's wholesale business to buy black bras in size 38.

The Jewish man, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers.  Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.

The Chinese man buys 25 pairs.

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.

The Jewish businessman tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

The Chinese man returns a month later and buys the remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.

The Jewish man is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black bras and asks the Chinese man, please tell me:  "What do you do with all these black bras?"

The Chinese man answers: "I cut them in half and sell the halves as skull caps to the Jews for $200.00 each.

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