Sunday, August 25, 2013

Joke time

Almost time for "back-to-school" here. Just a little humor to help you along the way.

You (or your kid) might be a redneck if:

The school principal has your number on speed dial.
You consider your school’s softball uniform "dressy-casual."
There are fewer than six last names in your yearbook
You can name the entire cast of "The Dukes of Hazard" but not your congressmen.
If you’re in the same class as your child and you’re not a teacher
If you think using yer is the best solution to the you’re/your grammer problem
If your letterman jacket is the most expensive formal wear you own

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