Thursday, February 18, 2010

Tiger's mistresses gather for the press conference

Andy Borowitz often posts some funny stuff on his web site and in his emails.

With Tiger Woods’ much-anticipated press conference set for Friday morning, thousands of the golf legend’s mistresses converged on Yankee Stadium to watch the proceedings on the stadium’s giant Jumbotron.

Traffic snarled for miles as the vehicles filled with cocktail waitresses, restaurant hostesses and Playboy models clogged the streets leading to the storied baseball venue.

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