Wednesday, May 21, 2008
TERRORISTS have formed their own airline -- because they're afraid of getting on a plane that could be hijacked by other terrorists!
That's the incredible claim made by Amir Humad, a Saudi terrorist who was recently captured and is being held in a top-secret location. "No one's going to hijack a plane when everyone else on the plane is a crazed terrorist," Humad says. "Sure, terrorists are crazy, but we're not crazy enough to get on a plane that might be hijacked."
Ironically, El-Al Queda, as the new airline is called, is the result
of increased security on other airlines.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So the businessman hands over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the businessman returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The businessman replied - "Where else in Boston can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"
Sunday, May 18, 2008
"Well, thank you," the pastor replied.
"But why?" the pastor asked.
"Because," the boy responded, "my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we have ever had.”
Presentation: The Importance of Color (slide show comparing B&W images with their color counterparts).
Three new animated GIF files.
Interesting stuff about Golf.
People you work with. This is a funny slideshow I imported from a PowerPoint presentation that I found on the Internet.
Friday, May 09, 2008
One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?"
"No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."
And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a coke."
Monday, May 05, 2008
"I will show you hell," God said, and he took the rabbi into a room with a large pot of stew in the middle. The smell was delicious, but around the pot sat people who were famished and desperate. All were holding spoons with very long handles which reached to the pot, but, because the handles were longer than their arms, it was impossible to get the stew back into their mouths.
"Now I will show you heaven," God said, and they went into an identical room with an identical pot of stew and people with identical spoons, but they were all well-nourished and happy. "It's simple," God said. "They like to feed one another."
- Medieval Jewish story