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Thursday, July 03, 2008

Joke - At the Doctor's Office

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.

"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."


"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"


"Ten," the doctor says sadly.


"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?"


"Nine..."

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