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Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Senior Moments (Humor)

An elderly Floridian calls 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.

The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."

A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid . It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.


"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"


"Twelve thirty."

Morris, an 82 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"


Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doctor: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."


The Doctor said, "I didn't say that! I said you've got a heart murmur. Be careful."

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"


"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"

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